Mastodon creator Eugen Rochko on doorknobs:
Doorknobs are the work of the devil, designed only to make people suffer. “Yes, I would like to apply inordinate force on a small slippery sphere” — statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
The absurdity of this near-ubiquitous design decision had never occurred to me because interacting with doorknobs is one of these invisible, largely subconscious things one does on an hourly basis without even noticing. But come on—can you argue with the logic here?
Imagine: Both of your hands are full, and you now have to apply rotational force to one of the least grippable form factors humanity could have invented. Who came up with this?